A pessimist and an undercover pisshead bitter about the faults inherent in reality. A hopeless romantic that's been worn-away by those she loves. Formerly ambitious and driven but no longer able to ignore the fact that class-structure and old money means she will always be a non-entity, a good natured soul that has realised that one good turn usually deserves a massive punch to the metaphorical kidney. Basically a bitter jaded fucker who tends to drone-on in a self absorbed way about how catastrophic life is – usually offensively – because she realises it is far better to get things off her chest than pick up a sniper’s rifle and shoot whoever gets in her way through the chin.
I would use poisonous frogs instead with the wine- they are reuasble, cost-effective and provide something to stare at afterwards as you lie in a cold shower for 5 hours sweating your ass off with beads of jelly beans.. more…
A superb critique, which warns me not to go close to this film (I was getting tired of the movies I have seen lately in any case), without any disrespect for the subject itself. Almost makes one want to go out and do the film as it should be done. Bravo! Your view is a pleasure to read! more…
Rather interesting post on 'Bright Star'; haven't seen it yet. Will probably do so in due time.
Your comprehensive 'review' - is this an appropriate word - is etremely 'revealing'.;) more…
I got it eventually at a cafe nero of all places... Dont think it continues- back of the book only has 5 book names on it. Will have to go back to stealing books from friends when they are not looking.
The Independent is certainly better than the Times if only because it does not have Murdoch sodomising approval before publication. more…
A few years ago,back in the days when I owned a car, I gave a dim, atypically introverted Australian a lift back form Somerset to London. He spent the whole journey bemoaning the illogicality of Brits for driving on the left and standing on the right on Tube escalators. He never explained why it mattered.
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In response to: "Someone said " 15 hours old
by londonsdead85 [Member]
This sends shivers down my spine and is the most Psychotic comment I have ever read .
And by the way buddy I am indeed the centre of the universe, even though I am dead and 85... more…
In response to: "Someone said " 22 hours old
by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
Bit OTT wasn't it? more…
In response to: "Someone said " 1 day old
by Bushka Pro
:lalala: Sorry! Assumptions do that to me! ;) more…
In response to: "Someone said " 1 day old
by londonsdead85 [Member]
That is really dedication- Will would have to travel very far to find a ravine around here.
The quote makes you sound like Road-Runner and he is Wiley Coyote!! more…
In response to: "Someone said " 1 day old
by roasted [Member]
Is it actually possible to throw oneself anywhere?
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In response to: "Someone said " 1 day old
by alecweston Pro
Silly Will. What a drama queen! more…
In response to: "Someone said " 4 days old
by circles-n-bubbles [Member]
i have no idea who said that, but it's toooo funny, especially the "any favours" ending...pmsl more…
In response to: "Someone said " 7 days old
by John [Visitor]
I can't imagine anyone trying to kill you for your hair. Why would they try?
If they did, they were useless at their craft. Killing is very easy, as are words.
London is not, and never was, the centre of the universe. more…
In response to: "A film of ‘mists and mellow fruitlessness’ " 8 days old
by technomist [Member]
Thanks for that review. Very interesting for me as I have just been re-reading some Keats. more…
In response to: "Someone said " 8 days old
by londonsdead85 [Member]
That is good advice,
I would use poisonous frogs instead with the wine- they are reuasble, cost-effective and provide something to stare at afterwards as you lie in a cold shower for 5 hours sweating your ass off with beads of jelly beans.. more…
In response to: "Someone said " 8 days old
by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
Gordon Brown? Alistair Darling? more…
In response to: "A film of ‘mists and mellow fruitlessness’ " 10 days old
by Shimon [Member]
A superb critique, which warns me not to go close to this film (I was getting tired of the movies I have seen lately in any case), without any disrespect for the subject itself. Almost makes one want to go out and do the film as it should be done. Bravo! Your view is a pleasure to read! more…
In response to: "A film of ‘mists and mellow fruitlessness’ " 10 days old
by Bushka Pro
Rather interesting post on 'Bright Star'; haven't seen it yet. Will probably do so in due time.
Your comprehensive 'review' - is this an appropriate word - is etremely 'revealing'.;) more…
In response to: "Someone said..." 21 days old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
My little piranha? That actually sounds a little sinister...
Do you know how I deal with sinister folk? I give them a deranged stare then, affecting a deaf accent, burble, 'IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!'
That way, they know I might just get them first.
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In response to: "Spotted" 24 days old
by mattk [Member]
Also, was he doing that walking on the spot thing he does?? more…
In response to: "Someone said..." 25 days old
by Bushka Pro
Probably not much better than yesterday! :) more…
In response to: "Someone said..." 25 days old
by Old-Nick Pro
How would a little piranha reply? Fish can't talk.....OK, yeah - taking things too literally.
:) more…
In response to: "Someone said..." 25 days old
by londonsdead85 [Member]
Haha, you should of bitten him! more…
In response to: "Spotted" 25 days old
by avenscent [Member]
Red black and white and not red blue and white? more…
In response to: "Spotted" 29 days old
by mattk [Member]
Was his hair dead greasy? more…
In response to: "To Speak of Cunt That Is Damien Hirst" 29 days old
by countrybumpkin [Member]
I couldn't put it better myself, no really I couldn't.
Superb analysis. more…
In response to: "The Times they are a-changin'..." 30 days old
by neonmeatdreams [Member]
Thats the correct answer.
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In response to: "The Times they are a-changin'..." 30 days old
by londonsdead85 [Member]
I got it eventually at a cafe nero of all places... Dont think it continues- back of the book only has 5 book names on it. Will have to go back to stealing books from friends when they are not looking.
The Independent is certainly better than the Times if only because it does not have Murdoch sodomising approval before publication. more…
In response to: "The Times they are a-changin'..." 30 days old
by DominicGee [Member]
Oh. Yeah. I'm... I used the, er, Canadian spelling. more…
In response to: "The Times they are a-changin'..." 30 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
Well, DomDom, you have certainly got my attention namely because you misspelled puerile.
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In response to: "The Times they are a-changin'..." 30 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
It's a shame you didn't get Hangover Square (yesterday's book) cos it's really good. Do you think the offer continues next week?
I thought The Independent was shit until I started buying The Times...The headlines above are all true though I can hardly believe them myself!
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In response to: "The Times they are a-changin'..." 30 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
Anarchy. more…
In response to: "The Times they are a-changin'..." 30 days old
by justgrrl [Member]
dash it straight in the bin,
If your Times to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
in old newspapers
(Lyrics - in part - courtesy to... google search)
Btw, what alternative could you suggest instead of Brown (not biscuits, the other)? more…
In response to: "The Times they are a-changin'..." 30 days old
by DominicGee [Member]
I thought this particular post purile and trite - nothing compared to your usual verbosity. I shall expect better of you next time.
Having said that, I did smirk at one point. I don't mean to be overly critical, I'm just trying to attract attention. more…
In response to: "The Times they are a-changin'..." 30 days old
by alecweston Pro
A few years ago,back in the days when I owned a car, I gave a dim, atypically introverted Australian a lift back form Somerset to London. He spent the whole journey bemoaning the illogicality of Brits for driving on the left and standing on the right on Tube escalators. He never explained why it mattered.
Perhaps this guy was a distan more…