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GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE

A pessimist and an undercover pisshead bitter about the faults inherent in reality. A hopeless romantic that's been worn-away by those she loves. Formerly ambitious and driven but no longer able to ignore the fact that class-structure and old money means she will always be a non-entity, a good natured soul that has realised that one good turn usually deserves a massive punch to the metaphorical kidney. Basically a bitter jaded fucker who tends to drone-on in a self absorbed way about how catastrophic life is – usually offensively – because she realises it is far better to get things off her chest than pick up a sniper’s rifle and shoot whoever gets in her way through the chin.

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by 10loves10 @ 2009-11-12 – 11:36:59

'Well, the next time we make inappropriate purchases with other people’s money I want you to stop mixing poisonous mushrooms in your wine, it’s not doing your memory or sensibilities any favours.'
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- pompeycaulkhead
- 2009-11-12 @ 15:17:36
Gordon Brown? Alistair Darling?
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- londonsdead85
- 2009-11-12 @ 16:07:24
That is good advice,

I would use poisonous frogs instead with the wine- they are reuasble, cost-effective and provide something to stare at afterwards as you lie in a cold shower for 5 hours sweating your ass off with beads of jelly beans..
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- John (Visitor)
- 2009-11-14 @ 00:52:11
I can't imagine anyone trying to kill you for your hair. Why would they try?

If they did, they were useless at their craft. Killing is very easy, as are words.

London is not, and never was, the centre of the universe.
- - londonsdead85
  - 2009-11-20 @ 23:24:19
  This sends shivers down my spine and is the most Psychotic comment I have ever read .
  
  And by the way buddy I am indeed the centre of the universe, even though I am dead and 85...
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- circles-n-bubbles
- 2009-11-16 @ 20:59:18
i have no idea who said that, but it's toooo funny, especially the "any favours" ending...pmsl
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