Shielding myself from the acid drizzle with the Metro whilst running down Berwick Street I spotted a headline above my bonce which read: 'Grandpa Stalin wasn't a killer'. Oh interesting, I though, and stopped under some fortuitous scaffolding to read on. Apparently, Stalin's grandson, a decrepit money hungry nonagenarian, has launched a legal battle against Novaya Gazeta claiming it had libelled old Josef. Imagine that...30 million dead and the man's not a killer...How many lives must a man take, before you call him a killer? The answer my friends, is blowing in the wind etc etc.