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GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE

A pessimist and an undercover pisshead bitter about the faults inherent in reality. A hopeless romantic that's been worn-away by those she loves. Formerly ambitious and driven but no longer able to ignore the fact that class-structure and old money means she will always be a non-entity, a good natured soul that has realised that one good turn usually deserves a massive punch to the metaphorical kidney. Basically a bitter jaded fucker who tends to drone-on in a self absorbed way about how catastrophic life is – usually offensively – because she realises it is far better to get things off her chest than pick up a sniper’s rifle and shoot whoever gets in her way through the chin.

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Spotted

by 10loves10 @ 2009-09-30 – 17:37:25

Dixons new slogan: 'The Last Place You Want To Go.'

Damn right!
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- brokendownangel ^Pro
- 2009-09-30 @ 18:09:07
hahahaha
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- roasted
- 2009-09-30 @ 19:22:54
other than home....yes
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- londonsdead85
- 2009-09-30 @ 20:06:14
Yeah the whole ad is bad with the stupid story about going to harrods to look at tvs etc. Even in context I think the ad is even dumber.

God I hate people in marketing...
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- Bushka ^Pro
- Bushka
- 2009-09-30 @ 20:47:57
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- DominicGee
- 2009-10-01 @ 10:07:15
I'm afraid everyone is wrong. It's a great tagline.
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- pompeycaulkhead
- 2009-10-01 @ 12:13:44
And someone got paid a lot of money to dream that up. Go figure!!!!!!!!
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