Considering a career in writing Mills & Boon novelettes. Though I'm not convinced they'd take me on. 'The Lady' certainly didn't. But I doubt I would have blended in with their ladylike office furniture anyway...

If I know anything it's this: It certainly doesn't pay to be a tramp. Ooo if there was ever a song to surmise one's character, mine would definitely be Frank's inmitable tribute to Ava, and her kind, for the below lines if nothing else which describe me very accurately methinks.

She gets too hungry, for dinner at eight
She loves the theater, but doesn't come late
She'd never bother, with people she'd hate
That is why the lady is a tramp...

'Love is being stupid together.'
Paul Valery