Peril and Risk Conversing #5

GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE

A pessimist and an undercover pisshead bitter about the faults inherent in reality. A hopeless romantic that's been worn-away by those she loves. Formerly ambitious and driven but no longer able to ignore the fact that class-structure and old money means she will always be a non-entity, a good natured soul that has realised that one good turn usually deserves a massive punch to the metaphorical kidney. Basically a bitter jaded fucker who tends to drone-on in a self absorbed way about how catastrophic life is – usually offensively – because she realises it is far better to get things off her chest than pick up a sniper’s rifle and shoot whoever gets in her way through the chin.

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Peril and Risk Conversing #5

by 10loves10 @ 2009-05-04 – 11:17:11

Miss Perilbottom: Do you think my back aches because my ass is too heavy?

Mr Riskingham: Negative. Do you think I'd be able to grow lentils in my beard if I had one?
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5 Comments to Peril and Risk Conversing #5

- Tin-man
- 2009-05-05 @ 10:20:17
I love it
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- DominicGee
- 2009-05-06 @ 17:36:49
ooh, featured blog. I'll say this is funny, but I don't entirely get it. Or maybe I do.
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- Peyts
- 2009-05-06 @ 21:51:15
a bit of a joker aren't we.
Seriously i like the way it's written v funny.
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- GoddamnElusiveTruth
- 2009-05-07 @ 17:02:04
Would pretend to get this....but wouldn't know how to do that either...
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- roasted
- 2009-09-15 @ 15:12:05
thats wonderful.. though I know no reason for me to think that.

and now I've confused myself... I love that feeling.

Thank you.
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