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GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE

A pessimist and an undercover pisshead bitter about the faults inherent in reality. A hopeless romantic that's been worn-away by those she loves. Formerly ambitious and driven but no longer able to ignore the fact that class-structure and old money means she will always be a non-entity, a good natured soul that has realised that one good turn usually deserves a massive punch to the metaphorical kidney. Basically a bitter jaded fucker who tends to drone-on in a self absorbed way about how catastrophic life is – usually offensively – because she realises it is far better to get things off her chest than pick up a sniper’s rifle and shoot whoever gets in her way through the chin.

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Today I learned...

by 10loves10 @ 2008-04-18 – 15:10:37

...the difference between a turtle and a tortoise. (For those who may still be in the dark: the former lives in water the latter on land.)

Got to love David Attenborough.

PS If I had a tortoise I would call him Lenny. (In honour of Leonard Cohen of course.)
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- alecweston ^Pro
- 2008-04-20 @ 20:16:13
and what would you call a mock turtle?
- - msfullphat
  - 2008-04-21 @ 08:25:30
  Lenny Henry of course!
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- Emsbabee ^Pro
- 2008-05-13 @ 13:47:46
Actually, Leonard Cohen's singing voice does sound a bit like how I would imagine a tortoise to sound.
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