A pessimist and an undercover pisshead bitter about the faults inherent in reality. A hopeless romantic that's been worn away by those she loves. Formerly ambitious and driven but no longer able to ignore the fact that class structure and old money means she will always be a non-entity, a good natured soul that has realised that one good turn usually deserves a massive punch to the metaphorical kidney. Basically a bitter jaded fucker who tends to drone on in a self absorbed way about how catastrophic life is – usually offensively – because she realises it is far better to get things of her chest than pick up a sniper’s rifle and shoot whoever gets in her way through the chin.
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...the difference between a turtle and a tortoise. (For those who may still be in the dark: the former lives in water the latter on land.)
Got to love David Attenborough.
PS If I had a tortoise I would call him Lenny. (In honour of Leonard Cohen of course.)
Actually, Leonard Cohen's singing voice does sound a bit like how I would imagine a tortoise to sound.
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20/04/08 @ 20:16