Zap & Zing & Bong

GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE

A pessimist and an undercover pisshead bitter about the faults inherent in reality. A hopeless romantic that's been worn-away by those she loves. Formerly ambitious and driven but no longer able to ignore the fact that class-structure and old money means she will always be a non-entity, a good natured soul that has realised that one good turn usually deserves a massive punch to the metaphorical kidney. Basically a bitter jaded fucker who tends to drone-on in a self absorbed way about how catastrophic life is – usually offensively – because she realises it is far better to get things off her chest than pick up a sniper’s rifle and shoot whoever gets in her way through the chin.

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Zap & Zing & Bong

by 10loves10 @ 2008-04-01 – 22:40:20

Bartikins holds out a Converse box. I roll my eyes and say 'You played this prank on me last April Fools. It ain't gonna work.' He grins at the thought of my face last year when he tricked me with an empty box and gestures for me to take it. 'Oh give it here then,' I scoff and open the box to find a pair of brand new Converse trainers. Zap zing a ling bing bong! I'm happy.
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- Pelham (Visitor)
- 2008-04-01 @ 23:00:53
What colour are they?
- - alecweston ^Pro
  - 2008-04-02 @ 18:51:51
  Black? I feel they must be black
  - - Pelham (Visitor)
    - 2008-04-02 @ 22:03:13
    Good call. But I think with all the muddy puddles she likes to skip through, she needs a new white pair of Chucks.
    - - alecweston ^Pro
      - 2008-04-02 @ 22:13:05
      As usual, your concern for her is touching. I can't help wondering about the brand and colour of your own favourite shoes.
      - Pelham (Visitor)
        
        2008-04-02 @ 23:23:29
        
        Nothing as classic. They've only been going for a little over ten years now, but always come up with the goods. Currently rocking a few pairs of each.
        
        http://esfootwear.com/footwear/accel-tt/black-gum/
        
        http://esfootwear.com/footwear/theory-mid/white-green/
        
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