The trouble with Pookie

GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE

A pessimist and an undercover pisshead bitter about the faults inherent in reality. A hopeless romantic that's been worn-away by those she loves. Formerly ambitious and driven but no longer able to ignore the fact that class-structure and old money means she will always be a non-entity, a good natured soul that has realised that one good turn usually deserves a massive punch to the metaphorical kidney. Basically a bitter jaded fucker who tends to drone-on in a self absorbed way about how catastrophic life is – usually offensively – because she realises it is far better to get things off her chest than pick up a sniper’s rifle and shoot whoever gets in her way through the chin.

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The trouble with Pookie

by 10loves10 @ 2008-02-18 – 23:00:35

The beastly little mutt has been at the bottle again. Came home just moments ago with shit in his pelt and ale on his breath. Not sure what I should do perhaps should sheer the muttkin bare and toss him outside for the night.
Mind you those cunters at the RSPCA might think it cruel of me...oh fuck it I'll risk it.
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- cassiefrappz
- 2008-02-18 @ 23:05:26
Go for it girl! The worst they can do is lock you up, put your name in the paper and ban you from keeping pets for life. A small price to pay for dealing with a shitty drunken hound.....cassie
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  - 2008-02-18 @ 23:23:33
  And so worth it!
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- DominicGee
- 2008-02-19 @ 00:34:19
And what, may I ask were opened bottles of booze doing on the floor? THis is all just a shady cover up so you can claim insurance on your dead dog. You sicken me to the core. God I feel unclean.

'Tis a beastly business, but some's got to do it.

Case closed.
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  - 2008-02-19 @ 11:02:49
  Oh come now, don't be hasty. Have a drink, show some good will.
  *Unbuttons her blouse and flutters her lashes*
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- mistertramp
- 2008-02-19 @ 13:15:46
*stolen cider apples tumble out of blouse*
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  - 2008-02-19 @ 13:39:45
  *Picks up one of the apples and takes a bite*
  
  Mmm...Nice. Care to try? Yeah? Okay.
  
  *Takes aim and hurls the apple hitting Tramp on the head*
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- mistertramp
- 2008-02-19 @ 17:41:12
Tramp actually impressed a girl can throw...
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- Ciano (Visitor)
- 2008-02-21 @ 22:45:45
"Cease, cows, life is short!"poxzof
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