Thinking of migrating to another dimension - even if it means I might run in to Kate Nash - cos I am sick of London and its petty cuntish rules and regulations enforced by even pettier cuntbrain types sporting kolinsky style wighats eleven chins and folded-paper-tokens of bureaucracy under their arms. I had a run in with one such cunt this morning who fulminated at me in his eardrum-piercing ocarina voice because, get this, I dropped a fag end on the ground. Confounded by the spectacle before me I stood there counting pigeons and matted hairs sticking out of his nose occasionally distracting myself by rolling my eyes and crossing my arms as he continued with his fuckdyke persiflage which culminated with a fifty quid fine and some well-meaning gibberish about giving up fags to which I retorted by saying he should consider getting that lobotomy reversed then lit another cigarette and walked off in to the dispersing fog, the fine fluttering to the ground behind me.
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I wish I'd seen it. Things like that make me not want to move back to London, CCTV, Congestion charge, wankers. Keep smoking, it's one of the only things left to do if you wanna rebel. Just make sure you haven't got rude and unsociable friends who seem to think that people can't smoke in their bloody home. Fragile people like that piss me off - we're all going to die eventually, so stop trying to live forever.
 | mistertramp [Member] 15/02/08 @ 13:56 |
If only there were some kind of system whereby the harassed beauty might issue a whistle, thereby rousing every tramp in the vicinity to stumble into view and drag off these cuntsworths, never to be seen again. In return we would require only a ruffle of our mucky beards, a cigarette and a bottle of anti-freeze (94 per cent proof).
 | Just_A_Guy [Member] 15/02/08 @ 20:26 |
Miss Dolly you are the finest female swearer I know, and I'm not easily impressed.
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16/02/08 @ 01:51
ha, had a similar thing the other day when I was releasing balloons into the stratosphere. I got the worst stares, like I was some weirdo polluting the skies. Then again, a lone man with balloons in a park, the potential for young cloud fiddling, I am surprised no one called the authorities!
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