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GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE

A pessimist and an undercover pisshead bitter about the faults inherent in reality. A hopeless romantic that's been worn-away by those she loves. Formerly ambitious and driven but no longer able to ignore the fact that class-structure and old money means she will always be a non-entity, a good natured soul that has realised that one good turn usually deserves a massive punch to the metaphorical kidney. Basically a bitter jaded fucker who tends to drone-on in a self absorbed way about how catastrophic life is – usually offensively – because she realises it is far better to get things off her chest than pick up a sniper’s rifle and shoot whoever gets in her way through the chin.

I’VE BEEN TAGGED! For the first time ever!
Many air-supply-restricting hugs to Midorikaeru! Will definitely raise a glass and smoke a fag in your honour this eve!
And now...the deadly seven in no particular order.

1) My middle name is Dolly, but it's entirely made up.

2) While in my 'troubled' teens I threw a telly out my bedroom window. When questioned about it by my ma and pa I said: ’Because the voices in my head told me to do it!’

3) I once retaliated to an exe's misdeeds by peeing in his wine. The cunter said it was the best he ever tasted.

4) I’ve dabbled in arson...the burned to a crisp wood effect looked rather nice on the kitchen cabinets.

5) I’m known as ‘The miserable one’ at my bank and as a ‘ Rude little girl’ in my local Tesco’s.

6) I'd love to feature on The Simpsons either as Lisa's schizophrenic pet cat or Maggie's evil bayonet-wielding twin.

7) Most people think I want to be a writer. I don't . I want to work in a brewery.

I think the following seven should undergo this totally pointless yet highly cathartic exercise:

Mused
Neonmeatdreams
MisterTramp
StephenWithAP
Alec
DominicGee
Ranfuchs