Peril and Risk Conversing #1

GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE

A pessimist and an undercover pisshead bitter about the faults inherent in reality. A hopeless romantic that's been worn-away by those she loves. Formerly ambitious and driven but no longer able to ignore the fact that class-structure and old money means she will always be a non-entity, a good natured soul that has realised that one good turn usually deserves a massive punch to the metaphorical kidney. Basically a bitter jaded fucker who tends to drone-on in a self absorbed way about how catastrophic life is – usually offensively – because she realises it is far better to get things off her chest than pick up a sniper’s rifle and shoot whoever gets in her way through the chin.

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Peril and Risk Conversing #1

by 10loves10 @ 2008-02-05 – 12:53:08

Miss Perilbottom: Do you happen to know what type of cheese is used in cheesecake?

Mr Riskingham: Why milk–cheese of course.
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5 Comments to Peril and Risk Conversing #1

- jackfrost ^Pro
- 2008-02-05 @ 13:09:39
and is that wrong then
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- neonmeatdreams
- 2008-02-05 @ 14:32:44
Ah, but the Milk of which animal?...
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- alecweston ^Pro
- 2008-02-05 @ 15:55:42
google has 677,000 results for "cheese without milk". Most of them are inaccurately labelled
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- midorikaeru
- 2008-02-05 @ 21:46:12
How DO you pronounce marscapone? I thought I had it till Gordon Ramsay (he of the delicious ginger cragginess) said it differently... anyway, I think it's an option. Marscapone, that is, not Gordon. Unfortunately.
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- ranfuchs ^Pro
- 2008-02-09 @ 10:14:14
I think they will fit well into the government:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=s7AXskSxxMk
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