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GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE

A pessimist and an undercover pisshead bitter about the faults inherent in reality. A hopeless romantic that's been worn-away by those she loves. Formerly ambitious and driven but no longer able to ignore the fact that class-structure and old money means she will always be a non-entity, a good natured soul that has realised that one good turn usually deserves a massive punch to the metaphorical kidney. Basically a bitter jaded fucker who tends to drone-on in a self absorbed way about how catastrophic life is – usually offensively – because she realises it is far better to get things off her chest than pick up a sniper’s rifle and shoot whoever gets in her way through the chin.

Have developed an acute addiction to pineapple chunks. Prefer Tesco’s own to Del Monte’s and Princess’. Monetary contributions towards Pineapple Chunk Addiction Fund would be highly appreciated.

Alternatively, suggestions on how to liberate oneself from addiction to exotic fruit are welcome.