A lot of you will probably think this a bucket of wank...but frankly I don't care...'cos I am now the proud owner of a virtual pet poodle called Pookie. Though rather temperamental, and on occasion sulky, I feel eventually he'll grow to love me nonetheless.

Here's to a long and torturous progression towards love or something like it. *Raises cup of tea, takes a sip and tosses Pookie a bone which hits him on the head and knocks him unconscious*