'Do you like a deep screw?'

'I'd like to get you in a love bubble'

'No more silly cupboard games'

I know fifty times as much about trouble as you ever will.
Veronica Lake – Sullivan's Travels

Wait till it snows and throw me out in the street.
Linda Darnell – A Letter to Three Wives

Each moment presented may be your last, so fill it up until you vomit.
Martin Potter – Satyricon

Happiness consists of being able to tell the truth without hurting anyone.
Marcello Mastroianni – 8½

At times like this, I wish I was but a simple peasant.
Peter Sellers – The Pink Panther

Sophie Ellis Bextor should really reconsider sporting an up-do ‘cos frankly monkey ears are very unbecoming on a pop star.

I always think of dying with no very clear distinction between the longing for it and the dread of it.

Glenway Wescott (1901 – 1987)