The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it.

Truman Capote (1924 - 1984)

Men don't get smarter as they grow older, they just lose their hair.
Claudette Colbert – The Palm Beach Story

That's hotel life. In one room, a man loses his wallet, and in another room, a man loses his head.
Herbert Marshall – Trouble in Paradise

A boy sows a wild oat or two, the whole world winks. A girl does the same - scandal.
Katharine Hepburn – Adam's Rib

If we're gonna have a meetin', it had better come to more than just pokin' holes in the air with your finger.
Leonard Strong – Shane

I'm the guy that has to sit here up to my neck in phony claims so they won't throw more money out the window than they take in at the door.
Edward G. Robinson – Double Indemnity